Some You Have Heard, Some Corny Some Down Right Funny
Two guys are walking through a national park & they come across a bear that has not eaten for days. The bear starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this bear into a Christian, Lord.”
He looks to see if the bear is still chasing and he sees the bear on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the bear. As he comes closer to the bear, he hears the bear saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
Heres one from Rob and Val in Funster.
A couple from Kent decided to go to Benidorm to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same motorhome park where they spent their 15th wedding anniversary a decade earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel dates. So, the husband left Kent alone with their motorhome. His wife would fly to join him the day after his arrival.
The husband checked into the motorhome park. To his surprise and delight there was an internet café next to the recreation room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, in doing so, he accidentally mis-typed one letter in her email address.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Devon, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who had died of a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the message on the computer screen:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. I look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. It’s really hot down here!